Thursday, May 22, 2014

Coke's the answer

While watching a British documentary on obesity and the marketing of food and the industry I commented that if we're going to use regulation to lose weight, why don't we make a mandatory exercise hour in the workplace...wouldn't it be more effective. 

His reply...want effective weight loss, make cigarettes cheaper and coke legal. 

Perfect. 

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Honey

Me:  Look at this beautiful raw honey. Isn't it pretty?

Him:  Does it smell like wild flowers?

Me:  It smells like honey. 

Him after taking a whiff:  It smells like a bee's ass. 

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Sausagefest

"Sausagefest. It's like college all over again. Didn't anybody invite any girls to this party?!"

In noticing that our infant son's daycare class has all boys and only one girl.