Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I want to do with my time.

"You can be a crafty woman once you have your time back, you could like...dust and shit."

Giving me suggestions on what I can do with all my time once I am no longer commuting 3 hours a day.

5 leaf clovers

"To be honest, there are far more 5 leaf clovers than there are beds that I've had sex in."

Stated when we were talking about the girl he dated before me, and I asked him if he had sex with her in the bed we now share together (because I think I would burn it!).

Whitewater rafting

"Dating you is like white water rafting...scary as hell, but intensely rewarding."

Killing Dreams

Boyfriend: "Wouldn't it be lovely to own a dairy farm and make cheese."
Me: Have you ever worked on a farm? It's hard work!
Boyfriend: "Way to kill my dreams. Any others you can kill?"
Me: I don't know, keep pitching them, and I'll knock them down one by one.
Boyfriend: "Astronaut?"
Me: You're too old. Go on.

Proper Filing

Me: I would never go in a hot air balloon. Never.
Boyfriend: "Why not?"
Me: I'm deathly afraid of heights.
Boyfriend: "Oh yeah, you keep telling me that, and I keep filing it away under Don't Give A F#ck."