Lean Management

After describing the massive amounts of food everyone had at his work dinner, he states, "Lean management is out of the question."

Yeah, I don't think that's what they mean by lean management. 

Talking Two's

Teaching 2 year old to talk.  This month's sentence..."I'm why we can't have nice things". 

Football (Not of the American variety)

Hubs kicked the soccer ball softly to boy child, which proceeded to barely brush boy child's leg as it passed him. To which...child yells "Ow" and then proceeds to lay on the ground like he was hurt. Husband's response..."Apparently he's Italian".

Public Transport