Whitewater rafting

"Dating you is like white water rafting...scary as hell, but intensely rewarding."

Killing Dreams

Boyfriend: "Wouldn't it be lovely to own a dairy farm and make cheese."
Me: Have you ever worked on a farm? It's hard work!
Boyfriend: "Way to kill my dreams. Any others you can kill?"
Me: I don't know, keep pitching them, and I'll knock them down one by one.
Boyfriend: "Astronaut?"
Me: You're too old. Go on.

Proper Filing

Me: I would never go in a hot air balloon. Never.
Boyfriend: "Why not?"
Me: I'm deathly afraid of heights.
Boyfriend: "Oh yeah, you keep telling me that, and I keep filing it away under Don't Give A F#ck."

You're what I always wanted...

"i love you so much. You're what I always wanted...a lovely, nagging, bitchy girlfriend.". Said with a huge grin, and love in his eyes as he gave me a sweet kiss on my neck.

Trick or Treating

"Trick or treating is an American thing, I'll be honest with you, it's begging.  If a homeless man dressed up as Batman, would you give him candy?"

Dangerous, unpredictable psychopath.

Me:  I love you, but I also respect you. 
Him: "I love you but you're a dangerous and unpredictable psychopath.  Now let's go to bed. Please don't hurt me."

Skype Face-palm

Me: I love that panoramic view picture that you took of Germany! I'd love to have that blown up.

"Well, that's what we tried to do in the war."