As we're going to bed, we were talking about how tired we are, and I mentioned that I was falling asleep while looking up possible Birthday presents for him.
"Oh, is that what you were doing?" He asked.
Yep.
"Well, I don't think you could go wrong with illegal street drugs or prostitutes."
Oh, is that what you want?
"Hookers or crack. To be honest, I'd take the crack."
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