"i love you so much. You're what I always wanted...a lovely, nagging, bitchy girlfriend.". Said with a huge grin, and love in ...

"Trick or treating is an American thing, I'll be honest with you, it's begging.  If a homeless man dressed up as Batman, would ...

Me:  I love you, but I also respect you.  Him: "I love you but you're a dangerous and unpredictable psychopath.  Now let's go ...

Me: I love that panoramic view picture that you took of Germany! I'd love to have that blown up. "Well, that's what we trie...

"You're so lovely, you give me a boner."

"Every woman is bat shit crazy. It's just the balance of how often that side shows. You have a good balance."

Me: I didn't get to spend your whole birthday with you, so we're still celebrating. I'm making breakfast. Him: "Everyday i...