Things My Boyfriend Says...
Friday, March 30, 2012
Reading the tabloids in the front of the grocery store, out loud, but to himself..."16 crazy sex moves?" He turns to me: "...
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Looking at a dark brown duvet at Crate & Barrel. Boyfriend: "Do you like this?" Me: "No" Boyfriend: "I do....
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
What's Your Porn Name?
"I don't understand American politics. What is up with all of these politicians using their porn names to run for office? Seriously...
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Holding a mirror up to reality.
Stated as we walk out of a restaurant..."I think these pants are getting a little big on me, I bought them at my fattest." I loo...
Monday, March 26, 2012
2nd choice is flattering, right?
Me: He was the first Englishman I fell in love with. Boyfriend: "Who?" Me: James Blunt. Boyfriend: "Well, good thing he wa...
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Raising 'em right
At the sand pit, [my child] comes over and asks for one of her shoes. Boyfriend: "What for?" My Child: "To kill a spider.&q...
Friday, February 17, 2012
Dessert or not to desert?
While trying to prove that he doesn't know everything, my 6 year old daughter starts questioning him on what a whole bunch of words mean...
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