Things My Boyfriend Says...

Reading the tabloids in the front of the grocery store, out loud, but to himself..."16 crazy sex moves?"  He turns to me:  "...

Looking at a dark brown duvet at Crate & Barrel.  Boyfriend: "Do you like this?" Me: "No" Boyfriend: "I do....

"I don't understand American politics. What is up with all of these politicians using their porn names to run for office? Seriously...

Stated as we walk out of a restaurant..."I think these pants are getting a little big on me, I bought them at my fattest." I loo...

Me: He was the first Englishman I fell in love with. Boyfriend: "Who?" Me: James Blunt. Boyfriend: "Well, good thing he wa...

At the sand pit, [my child] comes over and asks for one of her shoes. Boyfriend: "What for?" My Child: "To kill a spider.&q...

While trying to prove that he doesn't know everything, my 6 year old daughter starts questioning him on what a whole bunch of words mean...