Monday, November 18, 2013
Teaching the Cat
As the cat sits on the floor licking his ass, my husband points to him and says to me... "You taught him that."
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Me: I want to be friends with Jon Stewart. Husband: "I'd marry him. You could even have sex with him while I watched." Me: ...
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
In preparing for my first Skype interview, I throw out a hypothetical question to my PHD, highly respected, chemist husband... Me: What wou...
Monday, October 14, 2013
"Just because you're not in the mood... ....doesn't mean we can't make love."
Sunday, October 13, 2013
In discussing the his 10 year career path... "I'm not sure if I'll be there for that long." Why not? "The sofa has be...
Saturday, October 12, 2013
In discussing the possibility of our 8 month old being a lefty, I read a list of facts about lefties. The husband was pointing out that left...
In discussing dating options for our friends.. "Hookers and crack. It's worth considering. And probably cheaper than Match.com.&quo...
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