Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Me: My hands are so cold. Him: Stick them in my pants, that will warm them up. Me: No. Him: There's a 5 pound note down there. Me...
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Coke's the answer
While watching a British documentary on obesity and the marketing of food and the industry I commented that if we're going to use regula...
Sunday, May 18, 2014
Me: Look at this beautiful raw honey. Isn't it pretty? Him: Does it smell like wild flowers? Me: It smells like honey. Him after tak...
Saturday, May 3, 2014
"Sausagefest. It's like college all over again. Didn't anybody invite any girls to this party?!" In noticing that our inf...
Monday, November 18, 2013
Teaching the Cat
As the cat sits on the floor licking his ass, my husband points to him and says to me... "You taught him that."
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Me: I want to be friends with Jon Stewart. Husband: "I'd marry him. You could even have sex with him while I watched." Me: ...
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
In preparing for my first Skype interview, I throw out a hypothetical question to my PHD, highly respected, chemist husband... Me: What wou...
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