While thanking him for the contribution that he gives to our family... "Well, someone has to do the toilets." "Thank you. I r...

"I now appreciate that not every meal has to be a test of courage.  The best way to loose weight might be to leave the head/bones/inter...

After describing the massive amounts of food everyone had at his work dinner, he states, "Lean management is out of the question."...

Teaching 2 year old to talk.  This month's sentence..."I'm why we can't have nice things". 

Hubs kicked the soccer ball softly to boy child, which proceeded to barely brush boy child's leg as it passed him. To which...child yell...

Me:  My hands are so cold.  Him:  Stick them in my pants, that will warm them up.  Me: No.  Him:  There's a 5 pound note down there.  Me...