Monday, November 18, 2013
Teaching the Cat
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As the cat sits on the floor licking his ass, my husband points to him and says to me... "You taught him that."
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Friends
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Me: I want to be friends with Jon Stewart. Husband: "I'd marry him. You could even have sex with him while I watched." Me: ...
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Skype Interview
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In preparing for my first Skype interview, I throw out a hypothetical question to my PHD, highly respected, chemist husband... Me: What wou...
Monday, October 14, 2013
Moody Love
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"Just because you're not in the mood... ....doesn't mean we can't make love."
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Work Hours
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In discussing the his 10 year career path... "I'm not sure if I'll be there for that long." Why not? "The sofa has be...
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Lefties
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In discussing the possibility of our 8 month old being a lefty, I read a list of facts about lefties. The husband was pointing out that left...
Match.com
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In discussing dating options for our friends.. "Hookers and crack. It's worth considering. And probably cheaper than Match.com....
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