While watching a British documentary on obesity and the marketing of food and the industry I commented that if we're going to use regula...

Me:  Look at this beautiful raw honey. Isn't it pretty? Him:  Does it smell like wild flowers? Me:  It smells like honey.  Him after tak...

"Sausagefest. It's like college all over again. Didn't anybody invite any girls to this party?!" In noticing that our inf...

As the cat sits on the floor licking his ass, my husband points to him and says to me... "You taught him that."

Me:  I want to be friends with Jon Stewart.  Husband:  "I'd marry him. You could even have sex with him while I watched." Me: ...

In preparing for my first Skype interview, I throw out a hypothetical question to my PHD, highly respected, chemist husband... Me:  What wou...

"Just because you're not in the mood... ....doesn't mean we can't make love."