Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Hand Warmer

Me:  My hands are so cold. 
Him:  Stick them in my pants, that will warm them up. 
Me: No. 
Him:  There's a 5 pound note down there. 
Me:  If you think I'm so cheap that I'm motivated by $5, you are mistaken. 
Him:  I know you'd do it for less if I placed a chocolate down there. 

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