Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Hubs kicked the soccer ball softly to boy child, which proceeded to barely brush boy child's leg as it passed him. To which...child yells "Ow" and then proceeds to lay on the ground like he was hurt. Husband's response..."Apparently he's Italian".
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Me: My hands are so cold.
Him: Stick them in my pants, that will warm them up.
Him: There's a 5 pound note down there.
Me: If you think I'm so cheap that I'm motivated by $5, you are mistaken.
Him: I know you'd do it for less if I placed a chocolate down there.
Thursday, May 22, 2014
While watching a British documentary on obesity and the marketing of food and the industry I commented that if we're going to use regulation to lose weight, why don't we make a mandatory exercise hour in the workplace...wouldn't it be more effective.
His reply...want effective weight loss, make cigarettes cheaper and coke legal.