Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Talking Two's

Teaching 2 year old to talk.  This month's sentence..."I'm why we can't have nice things". 

Football (Not of the American variety)

Hubs kicked the soccer ball softly to boy child, which proceeded to barely brush boy child's leg as it passed him. To which...child yells "Ow" and then proceeds to lay on the ground like he was hurt. Husband's response..."Apparently he's Italian".

Public Transport

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Hand Warmer

Me:  My hands are so cold. 
Him:  Stick them in my pants, that will warm them up. 
Me: No. 
Him:  There's a 5 pound note down there. 
Me:  If you think I'm so cheap that I'm motivated by $5, you are mistaken. 
Him:  I know you'd do it for less if I placed a chocolate down there. 

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Coke's the answer

While watching a British documentary on obesity and the marketing of food and the industry I commented that if we're going to use regulation to lose weight, why don't we make a mandatory exercise hour in the workplace...wouldn't it be more effective. 

His reply...want effective weight loss, make cigarettes cheaper and coke legal. 

Perfect. 

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Honey

Me:  Look at this beautiful raw honey. Isn't it pretty?

Him:  Does it smell like wild flowers?

Me:  It smells like honey. 

Him after taking a whiff:  It smells like a bee's ass. 

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Sausagefest

"Sausagefest. It's like college all over again. Didn't anybody invite any girls to this party?!"

In noticing that our infant son's daycare class has all boys and only one girl.