Looking at a dark brown duvet at Crate & Barrel.
Boyfriend: "Do you like this?"
Me: "No"
Boyfriend: "I do. Come back here and convince me Why not."
Me: Leaning in close..."You'll never be able to lay in bed naked because spunk will show up everywhere."
Boyfriend: "But shit won't."
Me: "And you plan on shitting in the bed?"
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